What types of dogs are bilingual?
French bulldogs!
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the echo get detention?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call a short cow?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?