What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sun-day.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into the other?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?