What's the stinkiest spot on the football field?
The end zone funk.
How do you calm an elephant that's charging ahead?
When do astronauts have dinner?
What birds make average students?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How does a squid go into battle?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?