Why do two skunks argue?
Because they like to kick up a stink.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Where do books sleep?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What candy never shows up on time?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the elephant do after stubbing its toe?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What club do young bears join after school?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?