What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Fowl weather!
Which tree can't stop crying?
What condiment has wings?
Why couldn't the First Lady get help around the house?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why was Dad hugging the grill so tightly?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What instrument can you play with your stomach?
What's the scariest letter?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?