Why are dogs great weather reporters?
They sniff out the forecast.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was grandma great at writing?
Why do cows wear bells?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call puppies playing in melting snow?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did President Hoover say at the fireworks show?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a tech-savvy monkey?