Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do frogs order at a barbecue?
Which animal thinks it's the toughest around?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How do elephants keep in touch across the savanna?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Do dads always snore?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?