How do deer tell their children to grow up?
The buck stops here.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is the smallest lion?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?