Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How did the tree feel in spring?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the turkey cross the road?