Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
Why is a computer so smart?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
How do amoebas make calls?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?