Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Turns out he just needs some space!
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Surprise!!!!
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?