Who was the best investor in the Bible?
Noah-he stayed afloat.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did the sailboat say to its oar on Valentine's Day?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?