What does the sun use in sewing class?
A bright pattern.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the farmer yell when the cows got out?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why were shelters full in the spring?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What drops all winter at the North Pole but never says ouch?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Which celebrity do fruits cheer for?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why did the cow go to outer space?