Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing!
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after the big delivery?
What do you call a Russian flea?