What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
An icicle.
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Which animal is the most religious?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How do you organize a party for an astronaut?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?