Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What should you never try to fix in court?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was the librarian removed from the flight?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?