What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the lemur love the library?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What pet do trees love most?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What food would never board a sinking ship?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?