What do you call George Washington's birthday celebration?
The original big day.
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What happens to your winter snack cravings in spring?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Bears love exotic cars.