What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do horses shout to friends across the street?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which big cat loves to drive?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?