What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do sniffles go for a getaway?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
How do musicians impress a crowd on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do elephants chat from far away?