What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Sorry, I'm just not a big fan.
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?