What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
How do you split the ocean in two?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do frogs order at a barbecue?
Why did the goal post get angry?