Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?