What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Denial River.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?