Why are dentists' kids so polite?
They know when to brush it off.
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Where do novels go for fun?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do cars seem magical?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?