Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Because of all the rapping.
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Where do termites go camping?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?