Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
To celebrate Lent!
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What color are all the books in the library?
Which animals always ace their exams?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?