What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
Which animal should never work for the government?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do elves learn in school?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why do plants hate algebra?