What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Which singer could always break a five?
What do you eat on July 5th?
How much money does a skunk have?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?