What do you call a soldier who loves barbecue?
A grill sergeant.
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What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
How do chickens get off the freeway?
Why do some folks enjoy snails?
Who sits by the lake but won't jump in?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?