Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
How do trees get access to the internet?