What do you call a stay-at-home vacation?
A rest-cation.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why did the young wizard lose his hair?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Where do novels go for fun?
What do you call a small mom?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?