What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?