What did the golfer say after baby number two arrived?
We're under par-enthood.
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did Adam and Eve leave the garden?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why does grandma bake so fast?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?