What kind of books do boats write?
Ferry tales.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?