What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why did the pig get kicked out of the football team?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Who's a baby's favorite pop star?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?