Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why was the mother duck a great teacher?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?