What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where do frogs keep their money?