What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why did the bicycle collapse in the middle of the road?
What happens when monkeys split up?
What did the bread do on its getaway?
Why do elephants have so many wrinkles?