Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Because she laid all the eggs!
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What day do hands always go to church?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call someone nervous around Santa?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?