Why do baseball players love bowling?
Because it's good to get a strike.
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the candle ace the interview?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do painters say on payday?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?