When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
On Black Friday.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What tree has the most bark?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the elk have great hair?