What did the monkey say after losing money?
I've been ape-ropriated!
What fish loves to play in a band?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a sneaky pig robber?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What animal floats best?