Why was the caboose always sneezing?
It was the back of an a-choo choo train.
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why do porcupines always win the game?