When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why are winter days great?