Why did the pianist keep getting locked out of his house?
He always lost his keys.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's the slowest race in November?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is sand's favorite movie?
When does a horse speak up?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?