Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?