Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
He was begging at the table.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?