What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
What do math teachers eat for lunch?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What pops up when spring showers fall?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call a senior cheerleader?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why do elephants have so many wrinkles?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?