What is a spider's favorite book?
Charlotte's Web!
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's the most unbeatable Christmas gift?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?